Molesting Piggies, 6 Digits and Everything in Between

A fEw DaYs BaCk, I wAs KiCkInG bAcK iN mY hOmEtOwN wHeN i NoTiCeD a FeW tRaVeLlInG bUsEs StOpPeD iN fRoNt Of A sMaLl GaRdEn... JuSt BeSidE tEsCo AnD tAiPiNg CeNtRaL (tHe MaIn ShOpPiNg CeNtEr In TaIpInG)

sO i ThOuGhT tO mYsElF... DaMn... TaIpInG cEnTrAl SuRe Is PoPuLaR... eVeN tHoU iTs So SmAlL... mUsT bE bEcAuSe ThErE iS nOtHiNg BeTtEr To Do HeRe In TaIpInG...

AnYwAy ThE bUsEs AnD CaRs KePt InCrEaSiNg AnD tHe PeOpLe InSiDe TaIpInG CeNtRaL dOnT... sO cUrIoUsItY bEgAn To SeT iN aNd I iNvEsTiGaTeD... iT tUrNs OuT sOmEtHiNg BiG hAs HaPpEnEd iN tHaT sMaLl LiTtLe GaRdEn...

PIG MOLESTATION!!!

yEs PeOpLe... PiG mOlEsTiNg... No, YoUr EyEs ArE fInE... i ReAlLy DiD tYpE pIg MoLeStInG... wElL wIlD bOaRs To Be ExAcT... bUt ThEy'Re KiNdA fRoM ThE sAmE FaMiLy... So WhAt ExAcTlY cAuSe ThIs NeW pErVeRtIc BeHaViOuR?

hMm...

ThErE's A sMaLl TeMpLe By ThE JuNgLe In ThAt SmAlL GaRdEn AnD aPpArEnTlY tHe TeMpLe InDiAn MoNkS? I DoNt KnOw WhAt ThEy ArE CaLlEd... LeTs CaLl ThEm MoNkS FoR nOw... ThE mOnKs ThErE hAvE BeEn FeEdiNg ThE wIlD bOaRs ThAt ArE iN ThE JuNgLe AnD ThAt CaUsEd AbOuT 30 oF ThEm To ShOw Up EvErY eVeNiNg...

ThIs Is WhErE tHe BoGuS sTuFf StArTs HaPpEnInG... aPpArEnTlY, a PaSsEr By ToUcHeD a WiLd BoAr ThErE aNd ThE NeXt DaY, He StRuCk A LoTtErY tIcKeT... aNd So... RuMoUr Is... OnE oF ThE 30 PiGs ThErE iS A GoOd LuCk PiG... aNd If YoU wRiTe YoUr LoTtErY nUmBeR oN a PiEcE oF pApEr AnD uSe It To ToUcH tHe PiG... tHaT nUmBeR wIlL sTrIkE toMoRrOw... By ThE wAy... ThIs Is WhAt I cAlL PiG mOlEsTaTiOn...

DoNt AsK mE wHeThEr It Is TrUe Of NoT... bUt I wIlL tElL yOu ThIs... Me AnD mY cOuSiN bOtH WhEn AnD ToUcH tHe PiGs AnD BoUgHt sOmE lOtTeRy HoPiNg To GeT 6 dIgIts CaSh PrIZe... ThIs Is ThE ReSuLtS...

OuR NuMbErS : 6318 .... 1340

LoTtErY nUmBeR tHaT cAmE oUt : 6338 .... 1304

OnE nUmBeR mIsSeD bY oNe DiGiT wHiLe ThE oThEr OnE GoT wRoNg PoSiTiOnS... bOtH aLsO vErY cLoSe... MaYbE iT bEcAuSe We DiDnT wRiTe ThE NuMbEr DoWn AnD uSe It To MoLeSt ThE pIg... So ThAt As FaR aS iT wEnT...

aNyWaY... bElIeVe Or NoT... i PuT tHe DeCiSiOn Up To YoU aLl...

I tOoK sOmE PiCs BuT tHeY wErE vErY bLuR... sO i DiDnT bOtHeR tO pOsT iT... iF rEaLlY wAnT tO sEe... JuSt AsK mE To ShOw YoU wHeN yOu AlL sEe Me...

ThAtS iT fOr NoW... ChAoZ...

WoW!!

So I wAs BrOwSiNg ArOuNd My HaRd DiSk aNd SuDdENlY a FoLdEr CaUgHt My EyEs... ItS tItLeD nEw fOlDeR... hMm... SiNcE wHeN dId I AdD a NeW fOlDeR tO mY pIc CoLeCtIoN... wHeN i OpEnEd It...

BAM!!!

It WaS tHe PiCs I ToOk DuRiNg ThE sTeAmBoAt BuFfEt. CoOl!!! nOw I cAn BlOg BoUt It... So ShaLl We?

Ok So It WaS aNoThEr BoRiNg DaY wHeRe RiC, JiNq AnD mE hAvE nO iDeA WhErE To HaVe DiNnEr... We WaLkEd A BiT aT PyRaMId BuT ThErE wAs NoThInG gOoD tO eAt ThErE... wE WaLKeD sOmEmOrE aNd GoT eVeN mOrE HuNgRy... FiNaLlY... wE dEcIdEd To DiTcH pYrAmId AnD gEt A CaB tO EaT sTeAmBoAt.

OvErAlL, i WoUlD sAy ThAT I sTiLl PrEfEr ThE OtHeR lEsS FaMoUs StEaMbOaT sHoP... tHeRe Is MoRe ChOiCeS oF SeAfOoD ThErE... nOt To MeNtIoN iT iS mUcH cHeaPeR... oNe ThInG FuNnY AbOuT tHiS sHoP wE WeNt To Is It Is FaMoUs FoR iT cHiCkEn WiNgS... wHiCh Is NoT sTeAmBoAt...

It WaS ReAlLy A DoG FiGhT tO GeT tHe ChIcKeN wInGs... A fEw SeCoNdS aNd A TrAy Of ChIcKeN wInGs WoUlD bE GoNe... ThEy ArE NoT eVeN ThAt NiCe TO BeGiN WiTh... So I wAs WoNdErInG... dO ThE PeOpLe ThErE FiGhT fOr ChIcKeN wInGs FoR FuN? hMm... WeLl AnYwAy HeRe ArE ThE PiCs I ToOk WiTh RiC's PhOnE... sToLe It WhIlE hE iS bUsY eAtInG...




ThE SaCrEd FoLdEr I sToReD tHe StEaMbOaT PiCs (DiDnT kNoW i WaS sO CaReFuL tO bAcK iT Up)


JiNq WiTh ChIcKeN WiNgS...


RiC'S tUrN...sLoW dOwN dUdE...


NiCe?


Yu TaN

EaT eAt!!!

MeLtEd IcE cReAm

FiNaLlY... tHe GoDlY cHiCkEn WiNgS eVeRyOnE iS tRyInG tO GeT...

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ZzZzZz... At FiRsT wAnNa BlOg BoUt ThE sUpEr FuNnY mEaL At YuAn... StEaMbOaT BuFfEt... BuT tHeN mY LaPpY bRoKe DoWn AnD i HaD tO rEfOrMaT iT... fOrGoT tO sAvE bAcKuP aLl ThE pIcS i ToOk... So... It AiNt HaPpEnInG... nO bLoG bOuT sTeAmBoAt BuFfEt...

HaIz... So SaD... nOt OnLy DiD i LoSt ThE pIcS... i AlSo CaNt SiGn In MsN fOr SoMe StUpId ReAsOn... HaIz... So BoReD... sTuPiD lApPy... DiEd WhEn ItS nOt SuPpOsE To DiE... hAiZ...

bAd LuCk BaD lUcK....

Me Hate!!

Me HaTe YoU!!!
wHy Do YoU eXiSt?
WoNt It Be BeTtEr If YoU dOnT eXiSt?
ThEn I wOnT hAvE tO sUfFeR sO mUcH...
wItHoUt YoU, iTs TrUe, My LiFe WiLl Be MuCh MoRe CoLoUrLeSs,
BuT wItH yOu HeRe, YoU bRiNg So MuCh SuFfErInG, sOrRoW aNd FrUsTrAtIoN,
i WoUlD rAtHeR hAvE a CoLoUrLeSs LiFe ThAn YoU BeInG hErE...
wHy... WhY cAnT i StAy AwAy FrOm YoU eVeN tHoU yOu BrInG sO mUcH sO pAiN...
aRrRrR!!!
i LoVe YoU aNd HaTe YoU!!!
cUrSe YoU sTrEaMyX!!!

pS : i'M bOrEd... So PoSt SoMe RuBbIsH... dAmN sTrEaMyX sO sLoW...

Everything But Mine

So ClOsE, yEt So FaR...

tHoSe WeRe ThE wOrDs ThAt KePt PoP-InG oUt In My HeAd. I wAs So ClOsE tO gEtTiNg WhAt I wAnTeD bUt YeT... oNe WrOnG mOvE aNd EvEryThInG iS GoNe... GoNe... GoNe In A FlAsH... (>.<)

I UsEd To JuSt StOoD ThErE aNd EnViEd... BuT wHeN tHe TiMe CoMeS fOr Me To HaVe A ChAnCe... I bLeW iT... wOrDs ThAT ShoUlD hAvE bEeN sPoKeN sOmEhOw WeRe LeFt UnSpOkEn... UnDeCiVeNeSs... It CaUsEd Me DeArLy... My OnE aNd OnLy ChAnCe WaS TaKeN fRoM mE rIgHt In FrOnT oF mY EyEs...

O wHaT i WoUlD GiVe To Go BaCk AnD mAkE tHe RiGhT dEcIsIoN... tO SaY tHe RiGhT wOrDs... To Do ThE rIGhT tHiNg... To RiGhT tHe WrOnG... (>.<)

i GuEsS i WiLl NeVeR hAvE a ChAnCe To TaStE hEaVeN... wHaT i WiLl GeT hOwEvEr wIlL aLwAyS bE...

a HeArT oF rEgReTs