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Sunday, February 1, 2009

Molesting Piggies, 6 Digits and Everything in Between

A fEw DaYs BaCk, I wAs KiCkInG bAcK iN mY hOmEtOwN wHeN i NoTiCeD a FeW tRaVeLlInG bUsEs StOpPeD iN fRoNt Of A sMaLl GaRdEn... JuSt BeSidE tEsCo AnD tAiPiNg CeNtRaL (tHe MaIn ShOpPiNg CeNtEr In TaIpInG)

sO i ThOuGhT tO mYsElF... DaMn... TaIpInG cEnTrAl SuRe Is PoPuLaR... eVeN tHoU iTs So SmAlL... mUsT bE bEcAuSe ThErE iS nOtHiNg BeTtEr To Do HeRe In TaIpInG...

AnYwAy ThE bUsEs AnD CaRs KePt InCrEaSiNg AnD tHe PeOpLe InSiDe TaIpInG CeNtRaL dOnT... sO cUrIoUsItY bEgAn To SeT iN aNd I iNvEsTiGaTeD... iT tUrNs OuT sOmEtHiNg BiG hAs HaPpEnEd iN tHaT sMaLl LiTtLe GaRdEn...

PIG MOLESTATION!!!

yEs PeOpLe... PiG mOlEsTiNg... No, YoUr EyEs ArE fInE... i ReAlLy DiD tYpE pIg MoLeStInG... wElL wIlD bOaRs To Be ExAcT... bUt ThEy'Re KiNdA fRoM ThE sAmE FaMiLy... So WhAt ExAcTlY cAuSe ThIs NeW pErVeRtIc BeHaViOuR?

hMm...

ThErE's A sMaLl TeMpLe By ThE JuNgLe In ThAt SmAlL GaRdEn AnD aPpArEnTlY tHe TeMpLe InDiAn MoNkS? I DoNt KnOw WhAt ThEy ArE CaLlEd... LeTs CaLl ThEm MoNkS FoR nOw... ThE mOnKs ThErE hAvE BeEn FeEdiNg ThE wIlD bOaRs ThAt ArE iN ThE JuNgLe AnD ThAt CaUsEd AbOuT 30 oF ThEm To ShOw Up EvErY eVeNiNg...

ThIs Is WhErE tHe BoGuS sTuFf StArTs HaPpEnInG... aPpArEnTlY, a PaSsEr By ToUcHeD a WiLd BoAr ThErE aNd ThE NeXt DaY, He StRuCk A LoTtErY tIcKeT... aNd So... RuMoUr Is... OnE oF ThE 30 PiGs ThErE iS A GoOd LuCk PiG... aNd If YoU wRiTe YoUr LoTtErY nUmBeR oN a PiEcE oF pApEr AnD uSe It To ToUcH tHe PiG... tHaT nUmBeR wIlL sTrIkE toMoRrOw... By ThE wAy... ThIs Is WhAt I cAlL PiG mOlEsTaTiOn...

DoNt AsK mE wHeThEr It Is TrUe Of NoT... bUt I wIlL tElL yOu ThIs... Me AnD mY cOuSiN bOtH WhEn AnD ToUcH tHe PiGs AnD BoUgHt sOmE lOtTeRy HoPiNg To GeT 6 dIgIts CaSh PrIZe... ThIs Is ThE ReSuLtS...

OuR NuMbErS : 6318 .... 1340

LoTtErY nUmBeR tHaT cAmE oUt : 6338 .... 1304

OnE nUmBeR mIsSeD bY oNe DiGiT wHiLe ThE oThEr OnE GoT wRoNg PoSiTiOnS... bOtH aLsO vErY cLoSe... MaYbE iT bEcAuSe We DiDnT wRiTe ThE NuMbEr DoWn AnD uSe It To MoLeSt ThE pIg... So ThAt As FaR aS iT wEnT...

aNyWaY... bElIeVe Or NoT... i PuT tHe DeCiSiOn Up To YoU aLl...

I tOoK sOmE PiCs BuT tHeY wErE vErY bLuR... sO i DiDnT bOtHeR tO pOsT iT... iF rEaLlY wAnT tO sEe... JuSt AsK mE To ShOw YoU wHeN yOu AlL sEe Me...

ThAtS iT fOr NoW... ChAoZ...

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